I think it’d be a good idea to let people from the Middle Ages use tumblr
anti vaxxers
look into my eyes and tell me a person from the Middle Ages who lost 3 kids by the time they are 25 and coughs up blood every now and then would be against a vial with a heaven-sent potion that can protect you from the demons that plague the Earth with just one small prick. look into my eyes and lie to me
Finally I can use this.
They would love vaccines.
I feel like practicing any skill would be way more fun if I could have a lil level increase thing that pops up in front of me every time I do good like in Skyrim
“Push ups increased to level 5”
“Writing dialogue increased to level 37”
“Coping mechanisms (healthy) increased to level 18”
‘leaves torn between the veins stitched together with pine needles hung from a tree raining, calm, cold’ izumi-mura, japan 1987 in a collaboration with nature - andy goldsworthy (1990)
Discussing the whole "always evil species" thing I'm genuinely annoyed by how much more sense D&D lore makes if elves turn good when they're above ground and evil when they're below ground.
Your elf buddy goes down to get something from the basement and immediately starts cackling and kicking your stuff. "Dammit Bob!" you say, trying to get him up the stairs so he turns good again.
Anyway my personal headcanon after the discussion is that, as elves are beings of nature, each subspecies governs a different aspect of nature. Wood Elves are tasked with protecting the beautiful parts of nature, the flowers and the deer, while the Drow are charged with protecting the repellent parts, the scavengers and the vermin. They're not evil- cockroaches are just as important to the ecosystem as butterflies, and the majestic lion is far more dangerous then any venomous scuttling thing. But alas, it's easy to assume about the figure who speaks for the spiders and the mould.
High Elves, for their part, are tasked with guiding domesticated nature, protecting nature as it intertwines with civilization, which is why they live in cities and work to interact with the other species.
I like the tonal dissonance between my two posts here. Follow me for the ol' shitpost/worldbuilding one-two.
“you should be the bigger person” absolutely not. i’m cursing his entire bloodline.
if today goes like the last few saturdays have i swear to god i am going to just go home on sick pay holy shit
Links to my free sewing patterns!
- big manta ray
- smaller manta ray
- monster friend (those monsters with horns I’ve been making lately, but without horns)
- pie slice
- Fred, the Fish of Minimal Effort
- tiny cat (aka Jiji)
- mini mothman
- whale shark/donut whale shark
- juggling frog/toad (aka my smallest, simplest frog pattern of the three I’ve made)
- large frog
- tiny hedgehog
- minecraft bee
Periodic reminder of the free sewing patterns I’ve shared so far! I’m hoping to get another free one shared soon, I just need to figure out which one. Maybe the mini-mushroom creatures?
There's something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they're little lambs
hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye
sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation
